D3 body, D1 cock
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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