Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm at about main and main street
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
