Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
The air taste purple.
Randomize
