Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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