Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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