Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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