how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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