STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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