Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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