No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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