I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It was confusing and full of hummus
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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