I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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