..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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