come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Randomize
