You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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