i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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