I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize