I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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