We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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