The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
