we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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