Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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