ya dads aren't the best wingmen
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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