More tranny stories later!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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