you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
