This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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