That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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