her vagine was all disorganized.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The feeling are messing with the penis
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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