she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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