So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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