we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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