dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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