i would punch a child for taco bell
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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