i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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