i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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