hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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