Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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