Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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