Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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