So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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