yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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