Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He better not be in your backpack
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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