There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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