i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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