At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it hurts more in the daytime
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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