If that was your dad, he is hot
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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