i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I am mentally ready for anal.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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