DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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