all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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