I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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