love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
