you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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