So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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