im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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